Money Speaks Scallinian; Talk, Dinner and Ball
Tue 10 Feb
|Location is TBD
To celebrate the grand opening of the new Scallini Hall in London, we have decided to organise Talk, dinner and ball
Time & Location
10 Feb 2026, 19:00 – 23:50
Location is TBD
About the event
💎 Money Speaks Scallinian; Talk, Dinner, and Ball
To celebrate the grand opening of the new Scallini Hall in London—a structure so opulent that even Versailles has filed a complaint—we are staging a ceremonial trilogy of excess: Talk, Dinner, and Ball.
🗣️ The Talk Not a lecture, not a panel, but a Scallinian oration delivered by Jean Sylvester Scallini himself. Supreme Overlord, Eternal Visionary, and occasional opera basso profundo (only in the marble bathrooms of Palais Imperium), Jean will speak with the force of a 1,400-pound weather system. His words will not merely inform—they will rearrange the molecular structure of the chandelier. Economists will weep, poets will faint, and lesser aristocrats will clutch their tiaras in defensive reverence.
🍷 The Dinner A culinary coronation. Each dish will arrive not on plates, but on territorial declarations of porcelain. The wine cellar—rumored to connect directly to Atlantis—will be opened, and guests will…